I'm sitting here
watching pornos
I should probably go eat
like some of that cereal I found
beneath the flipped car
no it's most likely radioactive
I'm not even wearing a shirt
anywhere else they'd laugh
my coke bottle glasses rung with dirt
and my beard screams of World of Warcraft.
they burnt all the damn toilet paper.
this is a pretty big highway
that's a pretty nice Mercedes
I'm glad THAT ONE died
My shoes are getting worn from all this wandering
good thing I can trade them out for a pair anywhere
there's only a hand full of guys with my shoe size
that's what's scary
The only problem here is that the more that I read your stuff, the more I get the urge to stab you and eat your brain and intestines out of pure envy for your superior mind and skills.
ReplyDeleteYour mind is a vast and colorful ocean compared to the small backyard with the broken swing in my head.
I hate you.